I shall hope, that you will understand me and will answer me

[<Andrey>]

Greetings! My name is Andrey. I very much want to receive advice(council) at this forum. I do not know Russian. Mine the daddy and mum Russian. But they were born here in Washington the USA and Russian own badly. My grandfather well knows Russian, it(he) too the psychiatrist. If to me will answer, I shall tell about the problem.
I shall hope, that you will understand me and will answer me.
Andrey.

[Fil]

Слышь Guy настрой свой translater получше.

[Fil]

Слышь Guy, настрой свой translater получше.

[DOCTOR]

Согласен с Филом: у этого Андрея английский не просто не родной, а прям хуже злой мачехи: что ни фраза, то издевательство... Или это нарочно?

[<Scha spoYou>]

Hello, Andrew!
My name is Scha spoYou.
I'm is a do hera let.
I live in the forest.
I speak english too.
Best regards.

[moisha]

чот я не понял - с какого перепугу я вдруг всё понял, чо он написал
хотя английского не учил никада в жизни ни разу
что бы это значило?

мудераторы, могете глянуть, с какого он айпишника пришёл?

[<Nightka>]

Andrey,

My name is Nightka
I live in forest tu!
I to help you wont!
It(he,she) andestend mine?
Problem your wot to be?

Your sincerely,

[katrin_26]

Мойша, это не английский, хотя английские слова присутствуют...
Содержание тоже странное, может Андрюха форумом ошибся.

[<Eva>]

I agree with people, your English is so strange. But what is a problem you want tell us about? And if you really don't speak Russian why did you choose this forum?

[Синяя Тиг-Ра]

ЩА спою :lol: )))))))))))

"Finish MGIMO?
Ask!" (с)peopleS

[ 23 Апреля 2003: Сообщение отредактировано: Тигра ]

[SN2012fr]

Во насмеялся!
Кадры!
ХА!


Вот чудики!
А воображение какое!!!

[Орхиддея]

[Braigava]

His problem is that he do not know neither russian, neither english. Livining in america, in deep forest, Andrew cannot communicate at all, but the only creatures to talk about are bears, birds and squirrels. So his question is like a "humans, where are you? help me, please!"

[SN2012fr]

No, I think he imagined too much about himself/herself (we do not know his/her gender yet), he/she tried to manipulate us, but they understood the truth.
I like squirrels and cats because they have nice ears and are very useful and pretty animals. I also like sparrows because they help each other to find food.

[Braigava]

to manipulate US? But... What 4? Is he mad? so, this site is a key?Maybe he is a friend of bin laden? So, think, eibraga... maddness, psychyatry, manipulation, deep deep forest, osama bin laden, wild wild bears, and respublikans... relations are vivid!

[SN2012fr]

No, we do not talk about US at all.
I hate the President of the USA George Bush because he`s a hill-billy, such a fool that he looks like a fool. I always laugh at him when watching TV news. He`s a real fool.
He`s silly.

I know the attitudes of americans to him. They are against him and are enough angry with him because he fakes everybody.

Madness and psychiatry were the most important things for me in the past but not now. Now they are nothing, nothing and nothing except the death and every ways of suicide.

Do you know that, buddy?

[Простодушный]

А почему "надеяться"- в будущем времени?

[SN2012fr]

I just have seen the quotation:
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad."

It is absolutely true.

I am mad because I know th truth about me.

Absolutely!!!

But I won`t go to the mental hospital, otherwise I would commit suicide.

[evil_girl]

Да реально смешно. Ржали долго. Зачем так тупить, можно ведь и нормальные темы поднимать, а не придумывать какого-то мифического Андрея. Очень позабавило...